Real Football 2023 - Miami at Miami

I’ve got a nice Twitter back and forth going on with Diss Track Coach Coop. We’re turning this game into the game of the year.

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And here is my contribution too. Well, let me be honest; it is ChatGPT’s contribution: A rap song about how the RedHawks will beat the Hurricanes:

(Verse 1)
Listen up, gather 'round, let me tell you a tale,
'Bout a showdown on the field, a fierce football sail,
Miami University RedHawks, ready to prevail,
Against the Hurricanes, we’ll set the story’s trail.

(Chorus)
RedHawks rise, soaring high, in the clear blue sky,
We’re gonna take on the challenge, no fear, oh my,
Facing off with the 'Canes, watch 'em all comply,
In this gridiron clash, our victory’s no lie.

(Verse 2)
From Ohio’s heartland, we come to fight,
With determination burning, like a beacon of light,
Our team’s a force to reckon with, pure dynamite,
We’re gonna give it all we got, every day and every night.

(Chorus)
RedHawks rise, soaring high, in the clear blue sky,
We’re gonna take on the challenge, no fear, oh my,
Facing off with the 'Canes, watch 'em all comply,
In this gridiron clash, our victory’s no lie.

(Verse 3)
Quarterback’s got the arm, receivers blazing trails,
Running backs in formation, leaving foes in trails,
Offensive line’s a fortress, can’t breach these walls,
Defense like a hurricane barrier, watch 'em fall.

(Chorus)
RedHawks rise, soaring high, in the clear blue sky,
We’re gonna take on the challenge, no fear, oh my,
Facing off with the 'Canes, watch 'em all comply,
In this gridiron clash, our victory’s no lie.

(Verse 4)
In the heart of the battle, we’ll stand as one,
The RedHawks’ spirit blazing hotter than the sun,
Determination, grit, and heart in every run,
When the final whistle blows, our victory will be won.

(Chorus)
RedHawks rise, soaring high, in the clear blue sky,
We’re gonna take on the challenge, no fear, oh my,
Facing off with the 'Canes, watch 'em all comply,
In this gridiron clash, our victory’s no lie.

(Bridge)
Miami showdown, legends in the making,
RedHawks united, there’s no mistaking,
We’ll conquer the field, hearts never shaking,
With every play, a step closer to the taking.

(Chorus)
RedHawks rise, soaring high, in the clear blue sky,
We’re gonna take on the challenge, no fear, oh my,
Facing off with the 'Canes, watch 'em all comply,
In this gridiron clash, our victory’s no lie.

(Outro)
So mark the date, remember the name,
Miami University RedHawks, lighting up the game,
When the final whistle blows, we’ll rise in fame,
Victorious against the 'Canes, forever in the hall of fame!

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I feel like chat is really phoning it in lately. What did you pay this bot.

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Something about this game has me optimistic beyond logic (the opposite of my usual internal fan doom and gloom) and Brett yapping has me even more pumped. Just feels like this is a game we can win. Can’t wait to be there.

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I watched the condensed version of last year’s MTSU win over Miami. The Blue Raiders basically kicked their butts. MTSU used a lot of up-tempo offense. They forced three Miami turnovers in the Hurricanes first 7 plays - one a pick 6, leading to a 10-0 early lead. The Raiders had an answer to almost every Miami score. They burned Miami over the top at least three times for long gains that resulted in TDs. They hit a 98 yard fourth quarter TD bomb. On ST they almost blocked a punt at the Miami 20 yard line but gave up a TD on the kickoff filling the 98 yard TD bomb.

I didn’t see MTSU throw a single fade.

So, we’ve got ‘em right where we want ‘em!

Ah man…. Don’t delete it.

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Sounds like Hurricane Idalia is expected to reach land here in the next 24 hours or so. Doesn’t look like it’s going to impact Miami that much, but perhaps it could make traveling down there a bit tougher.

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Definitely messing with me. I’m outbound from Wilmington NC on Avelo to West Palm Beach mid-morning on Thursday. Idalia is supposed to be just offshore from us right about then. Avelo only has one flight a day. Might get pushed to the mid-morning Friday flight to FLL if the airport here closes. It’s wait and see right now. Hoping for a lightning free evening at Hard Rock. Lightning delay games are a pain in the butt.

No cost :slight_smile: Another sloppy AI-generated content from Dall-E this time: Create an image of Miami Redhawks’ Swoop fighting the University of Miami’s Sebastian the Ibis.

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Miami RedHawks are getting a nice check of 1.5 million dollars to play this game plus 40,000 for travel expenses. Not a bad day. Wonder what the Hurricanes will think when Gabbert’s prediction comes true!!

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I know it’s free. But freedom isn’t.

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At least it’s positive publicity for a game that was previously way off the national radar…

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Like Texas A&M writing that big check to App State last year maybe…

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Mario Cristobal Show: 41 new players! Cristobal incredibly respectful of our program - coaches, players and schemes. Discussion of RedHawks begins about 40% of the way in - after the commercial.

My flight out of Denver this evening (wed am) at 1am is still on time. Guessing we will have to alter the route a bit to go around the hurricane. Fingers crossed!

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Great prop bet there.

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Spanks packed his bags last night for flight. Zero hour: one am. And he’s gonna be sound asleep on an Ambien by then…

Bags not packed til after work today…ambien, we shall see as I have some morning calls that I’ll be taking from the Google Miami office in the am, woof.

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Don’t delete your posts…it ruins the show.