We are winning this game so you don’t have to stress. If you are though, pretend studio 54 is open and you’ve just popped a quallude and holy shit, Elton John is walking in next to you. Do you panic? Fuck no. You say to yourself, “if I don’t say hi to him I think it’s gonna be a long long time before I’m in that situ again.” So you do. And guess what? He offers you a quallude!
We win.
Okay. THAT was a foul.
I have a bad feeling
4:30 left and leading by two. Tell me before the game we’d be in this position I’d take that in a second, but Akron has clearly had the edge this half. Bear down and get it done.
Lock tf in
This is just too much for ol’ prof to handle, fellas. Think I’ll take a second bp pill just to be on the safe side.
Get the ball moving around again.
Pop that quallude. We are written in the stars.
MU wins.
Elmer is fucking good. And due. Watch out!!!
Miami looks tight right now – but so does Akron. I think Steele may point that out during this timeout. The Zips are feeling the pressure, and they’re the ones who trail.
Shooting has gone cold
Nerves and the third game in three days. The legs start to go.
Nice time for N Elmer steal
It’s all good!
Can we grab a goddamn board?
What were we doing out of that timeout? Zone?
I know your assholes add in a knot but it’s gonna work out.
Elmer.
ONE TIME
I’m gonna need a proctologist after this.
Ipsaro for the win!!