Brian Kelly screaming

I am happy it is unraveling for Brian Kelly at LSU because (although he is a successful coach) he is someone I root against because of his time at UC

But I find it funny about how much heat he is getting at “screaming at his player” yesterday

We won 34-7 on Tuesday and I saw Chuck Martin screaming at his 6th year quarterback multiple times and he loves that guy

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I don’t care about coaches screaming. That’s what they do. Brian Kelly however is a complete ass.

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Kelly has a history of throwing his players under the bus. That’s what the screaming feels like.

At least the asshat isn’t killing kids anymore. RIP Declan Sullivan

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He’s not an ass, just a coach who may be in, over his head

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Also the impression I get from Chuck is that any heated conversations are in pursuit of legitimate feedback to make the individual/team better. Kelly is just a d-bag who shirks accountability, also doesn’t help that the LSU WR room is probably a lot more prone to divas than the Miami sidelines.

Chuck has said that he tells players (and parents ) that he will coach them hard.

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I don’t root against Brian Kelly because he coached UC. I root against him because he is a complete asshòle

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We can all agree Brian Kelly is an awful human

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I think when someone coaches hard but is doing it in service of making the player better, people recognize that. Chuck does this.

Kelly claims he does this as well, but he’s thrown his players under the bus so many times that I don’t think he gets the benefit of the doubt any more. Instead he’s just an asshole.

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Chuck does not sugarcoat how he coaches. He is the same guy during recruiting that he is in the locker room, press conference and even grilling burgers at home . If a parent is surprised at how hard he is, that’s on them.

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No. He’s actually just a huge ass.

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No, he is a flaming ass.

All this talk of ass got me thinking about an old artifact from a long deceased mall store. Remember Spencer Gifts? Real seedy place. You could buy adult novelty products like two person underwear called “fundies” and a bunch of tacky shit you’d never need for your dorm room. It was glorious. Anyhow, they used to sell this large wall mounted ass that ostensibly you’d put up like a deer mount. Thing looked like a pile of cottage cheese and craters. I wonder if there’s a pile of them in Rumpke dump after that chain closed. The archaeologists in 1,000 years will be curious as to who we were and make assumptions.

You will be pleased to know that Spencer’s is alive and well, still drawing in teenagers who dream of the day they will finally be able to enter the magical realm known only as the “adults only” section.

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Woooah…this is extraordinary news! I wonder if they still sell that jiggly cottage cheese ass wall hanger. They had that dumb poster that used to show a mansion with 5 high end sports cars and a helipad that said “justification for higher education”. Just great shit.

In fairness to Kelley, there are far worse things he can do to a student than yell at them.

Declan Sullivan learned this the hard way.

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As I recall, Brian Kelly disrespected Miami when he coached at UC, talking down the rivalry and hinting at ending it.
I’ll never forget nor forgive that.

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Odd he would do that when Chuck was the coach. I totally recall the comment btw. Bizarro

Edit: aha! It was before Chuck was coach. Still dumb but makes more sense now.