https://x.com/variety/status/1940208265566289980?s=46&t=ZH1fFGwu8Q0191V3SgsUtQ
Wouldnāt University of Cincinnati and education be considered an oxymoron?
Who is getting an education at UC?
You know how many UC grads it takes to screw in a lightbulb? I do not know because we have yet to find someone qualified.
From that same twitter thread
https://x.com/gxvictory/status/1940228981107871811?s=46&t=6o6QN4eHhEVbIIqyNNUj5g
https://x.com/edelman11/status/1940502563746730419?s=46&t=ZH1fFGwu8Q0191V3SgsUtQ
Edelman is keeping with the Kent read slogan
To be fair, Kelce didnāt go to college to play the role of a student.
Iām not sure how seriously he took college, but based on the way he manages his image and the media, heās a pretty savvy guy. āAmiable meathead and luckiest dude on the planetā is just part of his schtick.
I wonder if heās dyslexic. Orlando Bloom has notably turned down multiple offers to host SNL because heās dyslexic and canāt read cue cards on the fly.
Similar to Gronk, and not just in that they both have been elite tight ends. Gronk was clearly smart enough to have figured out long ago that the character of āgoofy and dim-witted party animalā was way more marketable, and thus far more lucrative, than just being an elite tight end.
Is it possible the āassigned imageā for both really was to camouflage someone who may not be very intelligent to permit them to make social errors? Someone who knew someoneās cousin friendās fatherās girlfriend some NFL players are not Mensa.
Probably wonāt ever know because the marketing starts as soon as their trajectory is on an elite NFL track. Either way it doesnāt matter and good for them.
The jock sniffer UC president seemed to enjoy getting beer foam sprayed on him during the graduation ceremony.