University of Cincinnati education

https://x.com/variety/status/1940208265566289980?s=46&t=ZH1fFGwu8Q0191V3SgsUtQ

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Wouldn’t University of Cincinnati and education be considered an oxymoron?

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Who is getting an education at UC?

You know how many UC grads it takes to screw in a lightbulb? I do not know because we have yet to find someone qualified.

From that same twitter thread

https://x.com/gxvictory/status/1940228981107871811?s=46&t=6o6QN4eHhEVbIIqyNNUj5g

https://x.com/edelman11/status/1940502563746730419?s=46&t=ZH1fFGwu8Q0191V3SgsUtQ
Edelman is keeping with the Kent read slogan

To be fair, Kelce didn’t go to college to play the role of a student.

I’m not sure how seriously he took college, but based on the way he manages his image and the media, he’s a pretty savvy guy. ā€œAmiable meathead and luckiest dude on the planetā€ is just part of his schtick.

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I wonder if he’s dyslexic. Orlando Bloom has notably turned down multiple offers to host SNL because he’s dyslexic and can’t read cue cards on the fly.

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Similar to Gronk, and not just in that they both have been elite tight ends. Gronk was clearly smart enough to have figured out long ago that the character of ā€œgoofy and dim-witted party animalā€ was way more marketable, and thus far more lucrative, than just being an elite tight end.

Is it possible the ā€˜assigned image’ for both really was to camouflage someone who may not be very intelligent to permit them to make social errors? Someone who knew someone’s cousin friend’s father’s girlfriend some NFL players are not Mensa.

Probably won’t ever know because the marketing starts as soon as their trajectory is on an elite NFL track. Either way it doesn’t matter and good for them.

The jock sniffer UC president seemed to enjoy getting beer foam sprayed on him during the graduation ceremony.