I like the two who called me an antisemite. I guess nobody’s allowed to critique the comedy of a Jewish comedian?
Apparently, they miss the part where I reference a Jewish stand up as the epitome of intelligent, biting social satire, call Larry David a genius and reference non-Jewish Jimmy Fallon as also a bland and toothless hack. Some people need to leave the card in the damned deck. .
I’ve found I like pecans the best in a mixed nuts tin. I can find just peanuts, just pistachios, just almonds, just cashews, and just Brazil nuts. Why can’t I find just pecans?
Gaylord Perry used to stack cases of 2 pound bags of peanuts from his NC farm overtop of his locker in the Mariners KingDome clubhouse. For $5 (cash only) he’d autograph a bag and sell it to you.