George Washington University to drop nickname

I’m suggesting “Wooden Teeth” as a new nickname

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Not shocked at all. Next year the students will petition to change the name of the University!

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To be honest I always thought their name were the Colonels.

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They can afford to virtue signal: GW is the most expensive university in America to attend.

noun

  1. a native or inhabitant of a colony.

i guess anyone who had family in one of the US colonies can expect reparations from the crown next?

paging mr. orwell

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How very brave of the school!

GWI Generals

GWU Surveyors

Apple Farmers…of course

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GWU Cherry Choppers

Wooden Dentures

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The Beech Bicuspids or the Maple Molars

Deciduous Dentures

What about just naming the team “the ton’s” and the mascot is a giant boulder. Maybe with a grey ponytail. And a couple of military decorations on it.

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GWU Landowners?

GWU Fathers

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The GWU… “Wigs”

Gotta be it…even though George probably had his own wig-like hair

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and then they can have “Wig-outs” for their home games?

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The Patriots are next