Finn story

Ok I have waited long enough. Some of you claimed you knew the Finn story so what really happened?

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He left to join the Peace Corps.

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Someone posted a photo of a groupme message on here a couple weeks ago of what happened. From what I’ve heard it sounds pretty accurate

He is the new UN Special Rapporteur to Venezuela and North Korea!

That makes sense. It can neither be confirmed nor denied that he was seen visiting an otolaryngologist in the Langley, VA area

He needs to visit a proctologist next to remove his head from his ass!

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Was this the story about how he threatened violence against Chuck?

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No, this was the story has he went to Jamaica to restore homes destroyed by Hurricane Melissa.

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Ok I’ll tell you, but this didn’t come from me. I don’t want to lose my contact over this.

It turns out that “Dequan Finn” was actually a pseudonym. He is really a disgraced former college football player in disguise. I guess his dad is in charge of makeup for a major Hollywood director. He got us off to that 4-0 conference start, but before the game against Toledo, Finn was MIA. Apparently, he had feelings for one of our coaches, and she found out who he really was. (There’s also a rumor he slept with one of the coaches’ wives, but I can’t confirm that).

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Are you saying that Daquan Finn is really Bobby Boucher, Jr.??

Keep going or

someone or the group needs to show their creativity and build on this start as we need 12 chapters and this is one half a chapter.

https://x.com/draftlives_here/status/1998145971474010296?s=46&t=ZH1fFGwu8Q0191V3SgsUtQ

Not lister here after they originally posted he was coming (which was later deleted) I wonder if they found out what the story was

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I heard he was a cyborg

https://x.com/coachpapajohn/status/1998606731371261993?s=46&t=ZH1fFGwu8Q0191V3SgsUtQ

This has been going viral today

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He actually went on tour with Shen Yun.

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https://x.com/bradmaendler/status/1998875652511117604?s=46&t=ZH1fFGwu8Q0191V3SgsUtQ

They had to delete and disable their comments

NFL Prospect LOL

This video was very compelling. Maybe I should ask my doctor if being an NFL prospect is right for me.

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Looked like an MC Hammer dance.

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They don’t show you how he completely missed the target after his cha cha cha!