Off to a hot start. Showed up to the chapel at 6:34 for a 6:30 wedding, looked inside, saw Jive was already married, tried to open a locked door to the inside of the chapel (only to then realize it was locked) and scurried away.
Now at a bar sweating my LSU bet until the reception.
Jive just called to ask me where I am. First time I’ve ever been called out for missing a wedding ceremony (note not the first time I’ve done it). Was in the middle of telling the bartender about the rollercoaster ride I went on at the Blackjack Bonanza table at Harrahs, which caused me to be late.
Everyone please root for the following to justify my lateness:
Canelo to win
We’re going to need some reception debauchery pics.
No hors d’oeuvres. Fuck you, @JiveHawk.
Skirt steak is actually not overcooked. At least not aggressively so. Maybe a wedding first.
The girl sitting next to me doesn’t seem impressed that I’ve transacted with bookies at the Dunkin’ Donuts less than a mile from her home. Really thought that was my in.
LSU bet looking almost as good as Mr. and Mrs. Jive.
We’re onto Canelo, friends.
You all look like a million bucks. Have a great time!
I just ordered the UFC ppv, and I’m a few deep at the moment. Prego wife is asleep on the couch, so I’m trying not to be loud, but the Justin Gaethje - Michael Chandler fight was amazing.
Sorry, non-sequitor I guess. Congrats again, Jive!
Congrats and Best Wishes to the Jive couple!
Was Brad Bates your plus 1?
Congrats Jive. All the best to you two.
Congrats Jive. Big mistake inviting Alex anywhere!!!
Nice of Alex to turn your wedding into a Good Fellas subplot!!
This is good stuff…congrats!