Word Association (In honor of dave67)

Impression

Impersonation

Personal Foul

Technical

Shaq

The best acting performance Shaq has ever given.

Diesel

Husky

Slim

Pickens

George

Summer

Princess

Nonsense

Common

Country Club

“Occasionally I’ll bring a captain, if it’s windy”. Priceless.

Malt liquor

Drink

Larry and Cheryl want to go out to Chinese for dinner but Cheryl wants to stop at a different place and get a drink. Larry not understanding why she just cant get the drink at the Chinese place and they get into an argument about it and then decide not to go out for dinner at all.

Eat

Be merry

Don’t Be Happy

"You’re allowed to be happy. But not in front of me. So let’s move it down”