# UC’s new basketball floor

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**Created:** [August 15, 2026, 5:03pm UTC](https://miamihawktalk.fans/t/uc-s-new-basketball-floor/6790 "2026-08-15T17:03:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Professor\_Fate](https://miamihawktalk.fans/user_avatar/miamihawktalk.fans/professor_fate/32/2161_2.png) [@Professor\_Fate](https://miamihawktalk.fans/u/Professor_Fate)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 5:03pm UTC](https://miamihawktalk.fans/t/uc-s-new-basketball-floor/6790/1 "2026-08-15T17:03:36Z")

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The tweet sells itself

[https://x.com/hudsonkeyne/status/2088437252225462368?s=46](https://x.com/hudsonkeyne/status/2088437252225462368?s=46)

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**Author:** ![Davearama](https://miamihawktalk.fans/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Davearama](https://miamihawktalk.fans/u/Davearama)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 5:12pm UTC](https://miamihawktalk.fans/t/uc-s-new-basketball-floor/6790/2 "2026-08-15T17:12:11Z")

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Marketing Department run amuck!.

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**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://miamihawktalk.fans/user_avatar/miamihawktalk.fans/bluesman/32/45_2.png) [@Bluesman](https://miamihawktalk.fans/u/Bluesman)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 6:44pm UTC](https://miamihawktalk.fans/t/uc-s-new-basketball-floor/6790/3 "2026-08-15T18:44:52Z")

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If that is real, it is fugly!!

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**Author:** ![muhawk](https://miamihawktalk.fans/user_avatar/miamihawktalk.fans/muhawk/32/43_2.png) [@muhawk](https://miamihawktalk.fans/u/muhawk)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 6:50pm UTC](https://miamihawktalk.fans/t/uc-s-new-basketball-floor/6790/4 "2026-08-15T18:50:54Z")

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It’s not real. Zoom in on the far baseline. AI combined “Cincinnati” and “Bearcats” and generated some mess.

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**Author:** ![75\_Redskins](https://miamihawktalk.fans/user_avatar/miamihawktalk.fans/75_redskins/32/126_2.png) [@75\_Redskins](https://miamihawktalk.fans/u/75_Redskins)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 7:32pm UTC](https://miamihawktalk.fans/t/uc-s-new-basketball-floor/6790/5 "2026-08-15T19:32:23Z")

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Looks a lot like a Monster energy drink can.

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**Author:** ![MiamiRedskins](https://miamihawktalk.fans/user_avatar/miamihawktalk.fans/miamiredskins/32/3750_2.png) [@MiamiRedskins](https://miamihawktalk.fans/u/MiamiRedskins)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 8:14pm UTC](https://miamihawktalk.fans/t/uc-s-new-basketball-floor/6790/6 "2026-08-15T20:14:44Z")

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Looks like an AI generated pic to me. Although I wouldn’t last the bear kitties to do something stupid like that

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**Author:** ![The\_Sackman](https://miamihawktalk.fans/user_avatar/miamihawktalk.fans/the_sackman/32/14_2.png) [@The\_Sackman](https://miamihawktalk.fans/u/The_Sackman)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2026, 5:40pm UTC](https://miamihawktalk.fans/t/uc-s-new-basketball-floor/6790/7 "2026-08-16T17:40:42Z")

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Wouldn’t surprise me if it was real. These mid-majors are always doing goofy shit to get attention.